April 25, 2007
It's Official - "Republican" John McCain Is A Candidate For President
To no one's surprise, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) announced today that he is running for President of the United States. The problem is that
Republican Republican-in-name-only McCain is running in the wrong party. McCain has absolutely no hope of occupying the West Wing of the White House as a Republican. He has told those of us in the conservative base of the Republican party to stick it where the sun don't shine on a host of issues but now wants, and desperately needs, our support. Fortunately, we're not as dumb as he looks.
Over the next few days, I will be delving into Senator McCain's positions on campaign finance, abortion, gun control, immigration, drilling for oil, tax cuts, supreme court nominees, and terrorist interrogations.
April 15, 2007
Don Ho Will Be Missed
Donald Tai Loy Ho, Hawaiian musician and entertainer, died yesterday. He was 76 years young.
(Rumor has it that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were going to boycott Hawaii unless he changed his name, but he died before any boycott could be arranged.)
April 13, 2007
Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
Jimmy Kimmel says that, in light of the Don Imus fuss, Santa Claus is considering changing his laugh to "Ha! Ha! Ha!" and I heard from a reliable source that Al Sharpton wants to take away his reindeer if he refuses.