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Boy Scouts Now Gay Scouts

Robert Gates, former Secretary of Defense who helped do away with the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy in the military, led the Boy Scouts into uncharted waters today, doing away with the blanket ban on adult Scout leaders. For the time being, church sponsored Scout troops will be excluded from the new policy.

It seems that becoming a young man is already tough enough without having to worry about whether your scout master has a crush on you. Just think what an openly gay scout master can teach impressionable young men. The sins of the Catholic priests who preyed on the altar boys will pale in comparison to the adventures of scouts with gay troop leaders.

Is there going to be a code of conduct for troop leaders that might include the prohibition of public displays of affection between troop leaders who fell in love while sitting around a campfire? Queen-size sleeping bags will be all the rage. Who knows? There may even be a merit badge for grab-ass.

Can't you just picture Robert Gates leading a merry band of gay troop leaders arm-in-arm with their gay scouts in San Francisco's gay pride parade.

Posted by Rick | July 27, 2015 06:29 PM

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