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May 27, 2020

Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus COVID-19 Rules To Live By

While the United States tries to open up after over 2 months of a forced shutdown where over 3o million people lost their jobs because of the Chinese Wuhan Corona Covid-19 virus, assorted mayors and governors in many states are still trying to micro-manage the recovery with a series of idiotic, stupid, foolish, and unreasonable dictates.

Here are a few of the aforementioned dictates.

Singles tennis is OK as long as you bring your own balls (I usually do that regardless). Doubles tennis is not allowed. If there is more than two courts, there has to be a vacant court between players.

Only two people can go out in a boat. If you have a wife and three kids - too damn bad.

When at the beach, you can walk on the wet sand only. I haven’t figured out how you are supposed to get to the wet sand without walking on the dry sand yet. It is forbidden to sit on the beach at all.

You will be arrested if you swim in the ocean..

We are going to keep the liquor stores closed where there is virtually never overcrowding or a line at the cashier. This forces you (me) to go to the overcrowded grocery store for your (my) scotch and/or beer where it is much more likely you will come in contact with someone infected with that nasty virus.

You cannot travel to your 2nd home in Michigan. You cannot walk to your neighbor’s house.

You can buy lottery tickets but not paint or any gardening items including fruit and vegetable seeds.

Elective medical procedures are not allowed except for abortions.

Gatherings of more than 10 people are prohibited unless they are outside. A pastor in Virginia was sighted for holding a service for 16 people in a building that seated up to 200 people.

You can’t play golf ~ it is a game of white privilege.

I will add to the list as I come across more of this crap but these are the ones that came to mind as I wrote this.

But remember ~ YOU WILL OBEY!

You will obey unless you are the husband of the Michigan governor, Gretchen Whitmer, who got caught driving across half the state to their second home 'to do some raking' and then decided go boating. When the marina where his boat was stored said they couldn't put his boat in the water because they were too busy, The governor's husband then tried to pull rank by letting them know his wife was the governor. Of course that was the very same governor who had ruined their livelihood for the last nine weeks for no good reason. How does that old trope go? DO AS I SAY, not as I do.


Posted by Rick | May 27, 2020 06:21 PM

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