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Election Guide 2006

It's now less than three weeks before nationwide elections to elect all 435 of our representatives to the House of Representatives and 33 senators to the Senate. I have compiled a voting guide to help you decide how to vote.

If you think we should worry more about how we treat the terrorists we have captured than we worry about the lives and safety of our American citizens, vote Democratic.

If you think we can talk our enemies out of their efforts to obtain nuclear weapons, vote Democratic.

If you want your taxes raised, vote Democratic.

If you want same sex marriages legalized in the United States, vote Democratic.

If you think sending an explicit instant message to a page is worse than the President receiving blow jobs from an unpaid intern in the Oval Office, vote Democratic.

If you believe in partial birth abortions, vote Democratic.

If you want illegal immigrants to pay in-state tuition at state run universities while American citizens from other states pay much higher out-of-state tuitions at the same universities, vote Democratic.

If you believe the terrorists will not try to attack us here in the United States once we leave Iraq, vote Democratic.

If you believe illegal immigrants should be given citizenship ahead of those who came here legally, vote Democratic.

If you believe we should have no religious symbols on public property; we should not have 'In God We Trust" on our money; our schools should not allow Christmas carols be sung during the Christmas holidays; the phrase 'under God' should be taken out of the Pledge of Allegiance; vote Democratic.

If you believe the Boy Scouts must allow homosexual scout leaders, vote Democratic.

Make sure you vote!

Posted by Rick | October 17, 2006 09:57 PM

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